DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN?!

You know how sometimes you are talking with a friend about something crazy that happened in pop culture back in the day
and one of you goes:
"...wait, are you making that up?"
Or
"...did I dream that...did that shit really happen!?
Um, yes. That shit really happened.
And we've got the pictures to prove it.

Thank God for the Internet!

G.L.O.W.

What can be said of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling? They come from the street, they come from the city… they come from a  world where there is no pity.They had amazing hair and bad-ass leotards.

Remember the rap introductions they did before each match? Who was your favorite? I was partial to the pretty girls… California Doll, Farmer’s Daughter, etc. But Mt. Fiji was pure AWESOMENESS!

I miss G.L.O.W.

Amongst many other racist moments from my favorite cartoon EVER, here is a compilation of hilarious happenings with “Mammy Two Shoes.” Yes, there was a MAMMY on Tom & Jerry.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammy_Two_Shoes

Why were they always doing things to her butt? It’s horrible, but I’m sorry, I LMAO @ 0:48 when they are whacking her on the ass with the pans. Did you see all the shit that fell outta her drawers when Jerry shook the stool?! A diamond ring?! Okay, so I LMAO at the whole thing. Poor Mammy Two Shoes.

WTH?! I can’t stop looking at m’er f’in Carlton long enough to wrap my brain around the ridiculousness of this photo. Carlton (Alfonso Ribeiro) is ridic enough on his own to qualify for a classic DTRH moment.
But wait. My Carlton tunnel vision is expanding and I’m noticing something in my peripheral… are those socks and sandals? Do I spot a tank top tuck in? Into some baseball curtains my cousin had in his room when he was 7, to boot? Yep… going back to Carlton.

WTH?! I can’t stop looking at m’er f’in Carlton long enough to wrap my brain around the ridiculousness of this photo. Carlton (Alfonso Ribeiro) is ridic enough on his own to qualify for a classic DTRH moment.

But wait. My Carlton tunnel vision is expanding and I’m noticing something in my peripheral… are those socks and sandals? Do I spot a tank top tuck in? Into some baseball curtains my cousin had in his room when he was 7, to boot? Yep… going back to Carlton.

These guys were either the coolest Pres/VP combo in history or the dorkiest…I mean put some pants on guys!
Nothing like capping off a nice work out with some Micky D’s, right guys?
And I wonder if Al Gore blamed his unfortunately visible “shrinkage” on Global warming…

These guys were either the coolest Pres/VP combo in history or the dorkiest…I mean put some pants on guys!

Nothing like capping off a nice work out with some Micky D’s, right guys?

And I wonder if Al Gore blamed his unfortunately visible “shrinkage” on Global warming…

I’m thinking of starting an “Unbelieveable Product” division of DTRH, but for now, this gets thrown in the mix with everything else. And just in time for Halloween! So this is a lovely fart balloon costume for your precious infant, better known as a “whoopie cushion.” Good euphemism, Mr. Whoopie Cushion Inventor… cuz yeah, it’s a giant fart balloon. And yes, I am assuming and would bet my 401k that the inventor of the fart balloon was a man. I don’t feel like looking it up and also my 401k is pretty worthless these days, so, *shrug.

I’m thinking of starting an “Unbelieveable Product” division of DTRH, but for now, this gets thrown in the mix with everything else. And just in time for Halloween! So this is a lovely fart balloon costume for your precious infant, better known as a “whoopie cushion.” Good euphemism, Mr. Whoopie Cushion Inventor… cuz yeah, it’s a giant fart balloon. And yes, I am assuming and would bet my 401k that the inventor of the fart balloon was a man. I don’t feel like looking it up and also my 401k is pretty worthless these days, so, *shrug.

I would give up my entire Pez collection and all of my saved up Kool-Aid points to have this right now.

I would give up my entire Pez collection and all of my saved up Kool-Aid points to have this right now.

Some photos need no explanation… well, they might NEED it, but I can’t GIVE IT! I wonder if Ru was in the running to be Frances Bean’s Fairy Drag Mother… She looks very concerned about the poor tot (as she should be).
Also, LOL @ Dave Grohl.

Some photos need no explanation… well, they might NEED it, but I can’t GIVE IT! I wonder if Ru was in the running to be Frances Bean’s Fairy Drag Mother… She looks very concerned about the poor tot (as she should be).

Also, LOL @ Dave Grohl.

Oprah really, really rocked this lid. This was acceptable back then! And this wasn’t multi-billionaire Oprah from present times that could rock corn rows and people would be too scared to LTAO. This was regular Oprah with regular talk show host money… When she still had transvestite teen mothers revealing their baby daddies on the show.

Oprah really, really rocked this lid. This was acceptable back then! And this wasn’t multi-billionaire Oprah from present times that could rock corn rows and people would be too scared to LTAO. This was regular Oprah with regular talk show host money… When she still had transvestite teen mothers revealing their baby daddies on the show.

Gaiz… Do you remember weird-ass Max Headroom? He happened right? He happened to the tune of appearances on Letterman and Sesame Street (WHAT?!), Coke commercials, his OWN SHOW (WTF?!),music videos, ‘88 Winter Olympics and the list goes on. Wikipedia (a.k.a some guy making crap up) described him as “America’s first cyber-punk.” Mmmkaaaay… I describe him as a guy in a rubber mask in front of a “green screen” filled with “graphics”.

This actually depresses me. It forces me to come to the realization that I will probably NEVER be cool enough to be the meat in a Pharrell-Oprah-Diddy sandwich. *Sigh
(Notice I said “probably”? HOPE LIVES!)

This actually depresses me. It forces me to come to the realization that I will probably NEVER be cool enough to be the meat in a Pharrell-Oprah-Diddy sandwich. *Sigh

(Notice I said “probably”? HOPE LIVES!)